SOS: I've Become "One" With The Couch

I never thought I would admit it, but I'm kind of losing my mind. Summer is nearing an end, and I think I'm hitting the point where I am ready to go back to school. [GASP - teachers aren't supposed to admit that, are they?!]

Yesterday, I think I watched six thousand episodes of The Walking Dead. Today, I was productive for about 35 minutes. I haven't showered yet (Sorry, Mom) and I'm slowly sinking into my couch, listening to TLC's Four Weddings as background noise. I have wildly exciting plans of making a trip to Target (for the 3rd time this week) and cooking Ryan dinner when he comes back from his very adult-y business trip. SOMEONE, HELP ME PLEASE. 

I've always been the type of person who needs to be busy. In fact, one of my hobbies is filling up my daily planner, making checklists, and checking things off. Nerdy, I know. So, August started off relaxing and felt like a vacation. Now, I'm getting a cramp in my neck from laying on one side too long. The battery on my phone is dying too quickly these days because I'm exhaustingly scrolling through Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and my new favorite (which I'm still trying to figure out), Periscope. I think I need a hobby. Or children. (Just kidding)

I'm sure that, come mid November, I'll be wishing I was back in this nail-painting, sleeping-in, yoga-pant-wearing phase, but for now, I'm ready to go back. Please, someone, tell me I'm not alone.