Dear Men: The Secret To Decoding Women

If it's been said once, it's been said a million times. "Women are confusing." (The way I see it, maybe it should read more like "Guys are dopes and should use their brains; therefore making women less confusing".) Regardless, sometimes I think men need are a few training wheels to get them headed in the right direction. So strap on your helmet and here we go...the secrets of womanhood - revealed.

When We say "We're Fine", We're Not.
Never take "I'm fine", "fine", or anything with the word "fine" in it as a good thing. Ask what's wrong. Make it better.

Notice Things
Anything, from her new haircut to the way she cooked the chicken.

Check In
Once in a while, it's nice to know you're not dead. If you have a good girlfriend, she will just want to know you haven't fallen off a cliff during guys' night. If you have a bad girlfriend, she will want to call you every ten seconds. Run.

Stand Up For Yourself
No girl wants to be with someone who constantly praises her. We're human. Even though we don't like to admit it, women make mistakes. As a man, stand up for yourself and fight for what you want. It's only fair.

Respect Us
Women are strong. Look at Oprah. Be proud of what we do. #GirlPower

Let Us Vent
Girls need to "let it all out". Nod agreeably, and listen.

Sometimes, We Don't Know What We Want
Deciding what flavor of ice cream can be hard sometimes. Have patience. Likewise, be patient if we're not sure where we want to go tonight or what we want to do with our lives.

Show Your Love
We know you guys might show love differently than women, but you need to show it. Kiss our foreheads. Get us flowers once in a while. Tell us how you feel. It doesn't have to be every minute of every day, but do it.

And there you have it. Not very difficult, is it? The whole "women are a mystery" fad is going out the window. It all comes down to treating females with respect, love, and compassion.