Advice From a Dog

I have this theory: People should take some advice from dogs. Dogs know how to live.

1. Sit.
What's the point in getting stressed out? Just relax. Find the perfect spot on the couch and curl up. Get someone to pet you if they're around.

2. Stay.
When you've got good people around you, don't go anywhere.

3. High Five.
Never pass up a good high five. The worst is leaving someone hanging. People generally get mad if you do this.

4. Greet people with love.
Whenever you see someone for the first time, run up to them and shower with kisses and wagging tails. It will make them happy to feel loved.

5. Take advantage of your "cute face".
Sometimes, people just need to be convinced with a little puppy dog face. It helps, trust me. (But don't abuse it; people won't take you seriously anymore.)

6. When you find good food, eat it.
Maybe it's not so often you find an awesome treat, so when you do, don't pass it up!

7. Wag your tail.
When you're happy and you know it, let other people know it. Happiness is contagious.

8. Chase your tail.
Everyone's gotta play once in a while. Even if you look a little ridiculous doing it, go for it. 

9. Go for a walk.
Exercise is important.

10. Kiss.
Show your love.